Drinking Toasts

DRINKING TOASTS

Here’s to me, and here’s to you,
And here’s to love and laughter
I’ll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after.
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May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
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Here’s to you and yours, and to mine and ours.
And if mine and ours ever come across to you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do as much for mine and ours,
As mine and ours have done for you and yours!

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Not wedding appropriate but funny as hell…

Here’s to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!
OR FOR THE WOMEN

Here’s to our husbands and boyfriends:
May they never meet!
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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head-
If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living,
How the hell can he drink when he’s dead?
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